Proverbs for the Information Age


  1. Home is where you hang your @
  2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
  4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
  5. C:\ is the root of all directories.
  6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
  7. Great groups from little icons grow.
  8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
  9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
  10. The modem is the message.
  11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
  12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
  13. A chat of nine lives.
  14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
  15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
  16. What boots up must come down.
  17. Windows will never cease.
  18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
  19. Virtual reality is it's own reward.
  20. Modulation in all things.
  21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
  22. There is no place like http://www.home.com
  23. Know what to expect before you connect.
  24. Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
  25. Speed thrills.
  26. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    teach him to use the Net and they won't bother you for a week.

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