A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"I feel for you, down there."
An OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."
A PHARISEE said:
"Only bad people fall into a pit."
A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit.
A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.
A FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"You deserve your pit."
An I.R.S. AGENT asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"
A CHARISMATIC said:
"Just confess that you're not in a pit."
An OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."
A PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"
JESUS, seeing the man,
took him by the hand,
and lifted him out of the pit!
~ Author Unknown ~